Teacher: “Now class, because you’ve been so well behaved (and I’m sick as a dog) you can have a whole hour of free time!”
Students: “Woah, she really appreciates us! Best teacher in the world!”
Students: “Miss, you should join in with our game of cricket”.
Teacher: “I definitely would, it’s just that I hurt my back when I was playing tennis.” (more like, when I got out of bed…)
Students: “Are you okay Miss? I think your top is on inside out.”
Teacher: “Haha I was waiting until someone realised. Tricked you!” (Oh dear)
5 minutes later the teacher arrives…
Students: “Where have you been, Miss? We’ve been waiting for you.”
Teacher: “Grr I’ve been in a meeting upstairs and it went overtime.” (I slept through my alarm!)
Teacher: “I didn’t mark your assignments over the weekend because I’d rather mark them with each of you individually (I was moving house). This way I can give you better feedback.
Students: “How thoughtful, she wants to put the time in to really help us learn and improve.”
Teacher: “Please don’t forget to bring your library bags tomorrow or forget to go to the doctor”.
Students: “The doctor! What do you mean?”
Teacher: “I said ‘drama’, you have a drama class on tomorrow, right? (gee, I really do need to go to the doctor!)”
Credit to Creative Clips for the graphic.